4chan stan

Lily Allen

I went through your bedside draw
You know I ve never been inclined to have to do that before
Never been in Bergdorf
But you took someone shopping there in May 24
You bought her a handbag, it wasn t cheap
I was in London, probably asleep
Did you go to Montauk for the weekend?
Was there a long call? Did it pay dividends?
Is that why

Why won t you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous
What, is she famous? Say that it s over
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won t you tell me?

What a sad, sad man
It s giving 4chan stan
What a sad, sad man
It s giving 4chan stan

What, is she famous?
Somebody famous

What are you so scared of?
Do you think I m gonna contact her and tell her what for?
Gonna get divorced
It s a marriage of convenience
and it s how you adore
I think you re sinking, you re protecting a lie
And you don t want her thinking
that you d cheat on your wife
You re such a coward, you can t tell the truth
You love all the power
but you re not even cute though, no, no, no

Why won t you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous
What, is she famous? Say that it s over
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won t you tell me?

What a sad, sad man
It s giving 4chan stan
What a sad, sad man
It s giving 4chan stan

What, is she famous?
Somebody famous
Somebody famous
Somebody famous