sunday afternoon

Jon Lajoie

Ladies and gentlemen, get off the dance floor and start doing your choresââ?¬¦itââ?¬â?¢s Sunday afternoon!

Itââ?¬â?¢s Sunday afternoon
and there are a few things that I have to do.
And Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em.

Itââ?¬â?¢s Sunday afternoon
and there are a few things that I have to do.
And Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em.

First up, I gotta tidy up,
my place is getting messy
havenââ?¬â?¢t cleaned it in a month
I may be having friends over tomorrow night,
Itââ?¬â?¢s not confirmed but just in case
Iââ?¬â?¢d like my place to look nice.

Then Iââ?¬â?¢ll go out to the grocery store
and get some more dish soap
I ran out a week ago
and Iââ?¬â?¢ve been mixing it with water
just to make it last a little longer,
but now thereââ?¬â?¢s really nothing left.

Then Iââ?¬â?¢ll stop by at my parentsââ?¬â?¢ to say hi
and maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie.
And Iââ?¬â?¢ll ask them how their week wasââ?¬¦
ââ?¬Å?How was your week?ââ?¬
And theyââ?¬â?¢ll tell me how their week wasââ?¬¦
ââ?¬Å?Pretty good.ââ?¬

Itââ?¬â?¢s Sunday afternoon
and there are a few things that I have to do.
And Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em.

Itââ?¬â?¢s Sunday afternoon
and there are a few things that I have to do.
And Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em Iââ?¬â?¢m gonââ?¬â?¢ do ââ?¬Ë?em.

Then Iââ?¬â?¢ll head down to the mall
pick up some black socks.
I donââ?¬â?¢t really need them
but I heard that they were half off.
You can never have too many socks you know,
so that you can always throw away the ones with holes.

Next up, take my dog out for a walk,
he needs the exercise and at the same time I talk
to the other people walking their dogsââ?¬¦
ââ?¬Å?Helloââ?¬
I usually ask them questions about their dogs,
ââ?¬Å?How old is he?ââ?¬

Then I have to return this DVD of pornography
that my friend rented
I swear to God that it wasnââ?¬â?¢t meââ?¬¦
ââ?¬Å?Itââ?¬â?¢s not mine, I swear.ââ?¬

Alright fine, but it was the first time
I am not the kind of guy that watches porn all the timeââ?¬¦
ââ?¬Å?Alright fine I watch porn all the time.ââ?¬

It was Sunday afternoon
and there were a few things that I had to do.
And I did ââ?¬Ë?em and I did ââ?¬Ë?em.

It was Sunday afternoon
and there were a few things that I had to do.
And I did ââ?¬Ë?em yes I did ââ?¬Ë?em.

I only have one thing left to do,
and Iââ?¬â?¢m not gonna do it in front of you.
So Iââ?¬â?¢m gonna end the song like this,
as I warm up my wristââ?¬¦
ââ?¬Å?Dammit, I forgot to buy kleenex.ââ?¬

(Knock at door)

ââ?¬Å?Comingââ?¬

ââ?¬Å?You want some of this bitch?ââ?¬