too long johnny

Hugh Laurie

Too long, johnny
Too long, it's way too long
Too long, johnny
Too long, it's way too long

Make it shorter johnny,
Been too long, for way too long
That's the perfect length now johnny, just may be a bit too wide
Don't make it any shorter johnny, just may be a bit too wide

Take a little off the width johnny, we got ourselves a perfect size
Oh, now that's too much johnny, gone and made it all too thin
The length is perfect johnny, just went and made it all too thin
Looks like you'll have to throw it away johnny, start all over again
Mmm-hmmn, mmm-hmmn