meetings with remarkable men show me the hero

Harvey Danger

i had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ. He said, two words about inanity: fundamental christianity. the food was very nice. but then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass with the check. show me a hero and i?ll write you a tragedy, (go near an open window and that?ll be the end of me). i bowed before the avatar. he said, the problem?s clear to me: you never got over morrissey. i said well, right you are! it?s so much harder to be underfed than under-understood, he said. i went to see KIP WINGER! he said, in my day we knew how to party; bands today, c?mon, not hardly. he had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo). he said, the metal scene is a disgrace, but i ain?t got no dog in that race! don?t despair, your mother loves you. don?t be proud because she has to. don?t despair, your mother loves you. don?t be proud, she gotta.