flagpole sitta parody

Harvey Danger

I had visions i was in them
I was looking into the mirror
i couldn t get any Queerer
even if i tried

I m a famous rock and roller
look at me hey, i m on M-T-V
i look like Drew Carey
and i m big and fat
(but fat is where it s at)

i m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i m so fat

been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
and i can t stop eating
all i do is watch tv

put me in the hospital for nerves
and hyper obesity
i m 5 6 four hundred three
i could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you

i m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i m so fat
i m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i m so fat

i wanna publish cd s
and be on mtv
i wanna write good songs
i can t but im tryin
i m not as good as sublime
without my glasses im blind
i m so damn blind
i m so damn blind

harvey danger, harvey danger
now we re a big one hit wonder
did you ever wonder
what we ll do after this song?

hear the songs on my record
i swear to God that we won t be touring
cause they re so damn boring
the agony of my clogged veins are killing me

i m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i m so fat
i m not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i m so fat