philly cheese steak skit

Eve

[Guy]:
Gotta a girl that I think I m gon love forever and forever we ll be together together

[Guy 2]:
Who that my nigga U rax?

[Guy]:
No motherfuckin doubt. Who that my man Fuquan top of fifth?

[Guy 2]:
What up baby?

[Guy]:
Ain t nothin baby holdin it down out here blazin some of this Glenwood. I m hungrier than a hostage dawg. I m on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey yo!

[Foreign guy]:
What? All my money grippers.

[Guy]:
Yeah it s me baby. What s goin on Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?

[Foreign guy]:
Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul.

[Guy]:
Oh my fault Raul. What s up baby?

[Foreign guy]:
No prob, let s go.

[Guy]:
Let me get a two Philly cheese steaks salt pepper ketchup mayonnaise fried onions...

[Foreign guy]:
Hold up man. What type of motherfuckin shit? What the fuck you orderin some shit?

[Guy]:
That s a Philly cheese steak man.

[Foreign guy]:
I don t know that part. You put garlic mayonnaise bell pepper.

[Guy]:
Huh?

[Foreign guy]:
And lettuce on a cheese steak.

[Guy]:
No no you totally off now. Listen you don t know shit about Philly dawg.

[Foreign guy]:
Listen no keep keep...

[Guy]:
You don t know shit about 28th and Jefferson

[Guy 2]:
Philly steaks man.

[Foreign guy]:
I know that part my cousin stay that part.

[Guy}:
21st and Siegal.

[Foreign guy]:
My uncle build buildings there.

[Guy]:
10th and Pappal.

[Foreign guy]:
My stocks in the building there too.

[Guy]:
Lehigh Avenue.

[Foreign guy]:
I wear Levi s. You know I wear the Levi s.

[Guy]:
I said Lehigh Avenue.

[Foreign guy]:
You can t tell me where I am from. I m from Philly.

[Guy]:
You re not from Philly.

[Foreign guy]:
Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No you get the fuck out and go find the AK

[Guy]:
Oh there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen baby. I m a holla back at ya. Now what I m sayin.

[Foreign guy]:
Okay motherfucker. Money fret grip tight jeans.

[Guy 2]:
This guy s not from Philly man.

[Foreign guy]:
I m from Philly.

[Guy]:
No Philly where we from.

[Foreign guy]:
No Philly is where I am from.

[Guy]:
Remember that.

[Guy 2]:
Remember that nigga. Fuck you and that cheese steak man.