justin bieber vs beethoven

Epic Rap Battles Of History

[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles Of History
Justin Bieber Vs Ludwig Van Beethoven
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[Justin Drew Bieber - Alex Farnham]

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead
Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head
Iââ?¬â?¢m the next the next Michael Jackson,
You smell like Bette White, hereââ?¬â?¢s some aspirin
Youââ?¬â?¢re catching Bieber fever tonight
Because my voice is incredible
And your music is terrible
Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me
And now that youââ?¬â?¢re right next to me
I can understand why they used a dog
To play you in the movies

[Ludwig Van Beethoven - Nice Peter]

Sit down, son
And let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach,
I got more cock than Smith and Wesson
Never say Never?
Youââ?¬â?¢ll never be forgetting
Iââ?¬â?¢ve crafted masterpieces
That will last throughout the ages
Your music gets you bitche on your Facebook pages
Iââ?¬â?¢m committing verbal murder in the major third degree
My name is Beethoven, motherfucker
Maybe youââ?¬â?¢ve heard of me
Not the Saint Bernard Version
Iââ?¬â?¢m the real O.G.
You wanna trade blows?
You canââ?¬â?¢t even hit puberty!

[Justin Drew Bieber - Alex Farnham]
I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage
Whenââ?¬â?¢s the last time your music got anybody laid?
Iââ?¬â?¢ve got a concert in five, so thereââ?¬â?¢s not much time left
(heh heh heh)
What else can I say?
Your own music made you deaf

[Ludwig Van Beethoven - Nice Peter]
I would smack you but in Germany we donââ?¬â?¢t hit little girls
And Iââ?¬â?¢m glad Iââ?¬â?¢m deaf
So I canââ?¬â?¢t hear that piece of shit
ââ?¬Å?My Worldââ?¬
Thereââ?¬â?¢s a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies
You wanna be a little white Usher?
Here, show them their seats

[Voice Over]
Who won?
Whoââ?¬â?¢s Next?

You decide?

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