gandalf vs dumbledore

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Gandalf:
You show not pass!
I rap fast like shadowfax
Tom riddle me this you bitch
Howââ?¬â?¢s your little wand
Going to beat my staff?
I leave mics in flames torched by gandalf touch mine, dumbledore and scorch your other hand off
You fool, you got snaped
Youââ?¬â?¢re not a real fighter
Death makes you die
It just make my brights brighter
You ass is like gringotts
Everyone makes a deposit
We all know youââ?¬â?¢ve more thana boggart in your closet

Dumbledore:
The prophecy fogot to mention this day
When I knocked your ass back to gandolf the grey
Check your status
They call me headmaster
Youââ?¬â?¢re nothing
Nice staff
You compensating for something?
I prefer the company of wizards and Iââ?¬â?¢m proud of it
You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits
You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me?
Wait a minute theyââ?¬â?¢ll taste the dumbledoreââ?¬â?¢s army.

Gandalf:
Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks
I donââ?¬â?¢t give a fawkes about your order of phoenix
Iââ?¬â?¢ll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls
For I am the one rapper to rule them all

Dumbledore:
Your spells are a joke
Not funny ones either
Mines of moria?
Ha
More like mind of mencia
Iââ?¬â?¢ll expecto my patronum on your face you little snitch
And when Iââ?¬â?¢m finished
Imma fly like a quidditch