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Dire Straits

Me and my mate we think you re great
Some we like and some we hate
I know him I ve seen him on the adverts
Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts

You were bloody great last time you come
I thought me ead was stuck in the bass drum
Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts
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So how d you get a start in show biz
My mate s as good on the drums as he is
My mate thinks I m bloody cracked
Please sign my jacket on the back

All them badges made of plastic
I think they re great, just fantastic
I m unemployed, he s still at school
He gets annoyed cause I m such a fool

You don t half sweat a lot up there
Have you got showers in here?
You re bloody great, my bloody head hurts
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Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DC
Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy
My mom says we re a pair of perverts
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C mon mister

We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain
Now we ve missed the frigging train

Hey! can I have one of them lagers?

Thanks very much, mate. Can e have one?