jessica s bra

Deep Purple

Ah, welcome to the hallowed inner circles
o Jessica s bra
Since you re askin
that s a typo on a sign above the bar
Big Mary is a-wrestlin
with her conscience and a toe
She s a champion at both
a flick of her hips and over you go
There s a fella in the corner sippin water through a straw
We ll keep an eye on him, just to be absolutely sure

It s somewhere to escape from the unpleasantries of life
A chance to get away from all the trouble and the strife
Nelson s falling over while he s lying down
We all respect his talent
so we ll leave him there for now
And the fella in the corner sipping water through a straw
He s completely motionless, what the hell s he waiting for?

Mr Bland s an issue solver
from the ministry of grey
Commissioned by a caring team to turn up every day
We re all helping with the gravity
make sure it never fails
With bawdy camaraderie and flagons of Tumbling Ale

A tweedy bird from Berkshire
is looking for some rough
Sidles up to Bailey
who is more than rough enough
And now the vicar s daughter s doing
hand-stands up the wall
The boys reach out to grab her before she takes a fall
And if you want to know
what happened to the funny little fella
He s being educated at a session in the cellar

And should you still be wondrin where on Earth you are
Tell your friends you re having
the time of your life
heh, in Jessica s bra
In Jessica s Bra, wow