moisturizing thing

David Byrne

My love gave me a moisturizing thing
Said, Hey, David. Put this on your skin
It says it s anti-aging, antioxidant too
Go ahead and try it. Let s see what it can do.

Woke up the next morning, and what do I see?
I look like a baby, but I am still me
My honey wakes up, she looks over and screams
That lotion is magic, I look like I m three

So smooth and so soft, not a wrinkle in sight
My eyes are so big, my skin is so tight
A cute little dimple on my chubby chin
A cute little tongue that goes out and in

I might look like a baby, but inside I m a man
I think and I talk, I m still who I am
And when we go out, they ask for ID
It s not always easy when you look like you re three

They act like I m stupid
It s a fucking cliché
Like I don t understand
Everything that they say

People judge us by the way that we look
Look at the cover, and they don t read the book
They do it to you, and they do it to me
Life isn t easy when you look like you re three
Life isn t easy when you look like you re three