a special place

Danielle Bradbery

The room is hot and the pool is cold
The TV ain t got HBO
And the water pressure s always low
And the minibar is empty
And good luck gettin a good night s sleep
Right between the honeymoon suite
And the 1980 s vending machine
Where all they sell is Pepsi

So if your friends ask where to send your mail

There s a special place in Hell
A zero-star hotel
Don t worry bout your stay
Cause I ve already paid
There s a special place in Hell for you

It ain t like you got a soul to sell
So save your prayers for someone else
The concierge won t be no help
He s always on vacation

I don t hate you, but I sure don t wish you well

There s a special place in Hell
A zero-star hotel
Don t worry bout your stay
Cause I ve already paid
There s a special place in Hell for you

All the heat you put me through
Could never hold a candle to
The room that they got held for you
That special place in Hell for you

There s a bad-lit bathroom mirror
Take a long look at yourself

There s a special place in Hell
A zero-star hotel
Don t worry bout your stay
Cause I ve already paid
Yeah, there s a special place in Hell for you

All the heat you put me through
Could never hold a candle to
The room that they got held for you
That special place in Hell for you