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Corey Taylor

There ain t nothing more depressing then a pine tree, gussied up with candie canes and balls
Those carolers kept me up for hours
It s merry christmas seeping through my walls
No I m not wicking calmy nut or nothing
But there is one damn holiday that I can t stand
It ain t halloween or thanksgiving or even april fools
But it will sure make a fool outta every man

Ha!

If I ain t drunk then it ain t christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain t hammerd it ain t hanukkah
Then all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain t cocked then it ain t kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain t drunk then it ain t christmas
If I ain t anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pocket stops and smiles
Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infintiel
I think we, collectivley as people
Should rise against this coorperate jolly noise
And tell the world, let s buy some peace and quite for a change
Before we spend it all on fucking toys

Ha!

If I ain t drunk then it aint christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I aint hammerd it aint hanukkah
Fa lalalala go fuck yourself!
If I ain t cocked then it ain t kwanzaa
Joy to the world and gettin stoned
If I ain t drunk then it ain t christmas
So leave these god damn screws the fuck alone!

Ha!

Merry fucking christmas!
Hi simon!