her majesty

Chumbawamba

Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but she doesn?t have a lot to say
Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine
Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl someday I?m gonna make her mine
Oh yeah, someday I?m gonna make her mine

Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but she never does a thing for me
Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but she keeps the worst company
All the lords and the ladies in waiting all crawling in the dirt like swine
Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but I hope she?s the end of the line
Oh yeah, I hope she?s the end of the line

Her majesty?s living in a land of curtsies
A world of blue blood and Nazis, yeah

Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but I think she ought to call it a day
Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl without one good reason to stay
I?d like to take her for a whiskey or two, but I?ve got a lot of things to do
Her majesty?s a throwaway song just short of a chorus or two
Oh yeah, short of a chorus or two

A world of corgies and inbreeding
The royal corpse is barely breathing

Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl with a circus for a family
Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but she?s stuck with the royal We
I?d like to show her around the center of town but I haven?t got a carpet for
her feet
Her majesty?s a pretty nice girl but she?s pretty much obsolete
Oh yeah, she?s pretty much obsolete