add me

Chumbawamba

Iââ?¬â?¢m a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
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Iââ?¬â?¢m a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
Iââ?¬â?¢m almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesnââ?¬â?¢t offend
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My mother says she wished sheââ?¬â?¢d never had me
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Iââ?¬â?¢m a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head aah theyââ?¬â?¢ll get me in the end
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Iââ?¬â?¢d really like to mail you the picture that I drew
Itââ?¬â?¢s Kylieââ?¬â?¢s body but the head is you
Iââ?¬â?¢ve asked you sixty times before Iââ?¬â?¢m asking you again ââ?¬â??
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My mother says she wished sheââ?¬â?¢d never had me
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Would you like to add me as a friend?

Hereââ?¬â?¢s a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
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Iââ?¬â?¢ve added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
Iââ?¬â?¢m going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I donââ?¬â?¢t like people but I think I could pretend ââ?¬â??
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My mother says she wished sheââ?¬â?¢d never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?