buy me a boat

Chris Janson

I ain?t rich, but I damn sure wanna be
Working like a dog all day, ain?t working for me
I wish I had a rich uncle that?d kick the bucket
And that I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett
I know everybody says
Money can?t buy happiness

But it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat

They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar
But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars
I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil
And you can?t fit a camel through the eye of a needle
I?m sure that?s probably true,
But it still sounds pretty cool

?Cause it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat

To float down on the water with a beer?
I hear the Powerball Lotto is a-sitting? on a hundred mill?
Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel?

And it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat

Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat
It could buy me a boat.