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Brad Paisley

I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Iââ?¬â?¢m five foot three and overweight
Iââ?¬â?¢m a sci: fi fanatic mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But thereââ?¬â?¢s a whole ââ?¬Ë?nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

ââ?¬Ë?Cause online Iââ?¬â?¢m out in Hollywood
Iââ?¬â?¢m six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
Iââ?¬â?¢m a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that Iââ?¬â?¢m mysterious
I tell ââ?¬Ë?em I donââ?¬â?¢t want nothing serious
ââ?¬Ë?Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
Iââ?¬â?¢m so much cooler online
Iââ?¬â?¢m so much cooler online

I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
Iââ?¬â?¢ve ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade ââ?¬¢ââ?¬¢ But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein Iââ?¬â?¢ve been in GQ
Iââ?¬â?¢m single and Iââ?¬â?¢m rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that Iââ?¬â?¢m mysterious
I tell ââ?¬Ë?em I donââ?¬â?¢t want nothing serious
ââ?¬Ë?Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time ââ?¬¢ Iââ?¬â?¢m so much cooler online
Yeah, Iââ?¬â?¢m cooler online

When youââ?¬â?¢ve got my kind of stats
Itââ?¬â?¢s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in

Online Iââ?¬â?¢m out in Hollywood
Iââ?¬â?¢m six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
Iââ?¬â?¢m so much cooler online
Yeah, Iââ?¬â?¢m cooler online
Iââ?¬â?¢m so much cooler online
Yeah, Iââ?¬â?¢m cooler online