i m still a guy

Brad Paisley

When you see a deer
You see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake
You think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
Youââ?¬â?¢re probably thinking that youââ?¬â?¢re gonna change me
In some ways well, maybe you might
Scrub me down dress me up
But no matter what
Remember Iââ?¬â?¢m still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And Iââ?¬â?¢d like to give it a whirl
Love makes a man do some things he ainââ?¬â?¢t proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog
Hold your purse at the mall
But remember Iââ?¬â?¢m still a guy

And Iââ?¬â?¢ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
ââ?¬Ë?Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying yeah girls heââ?¬â?¢s come a long way
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well now what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, Iââ?¬â?¢m still a guy

And Iââ?¬â?¢ll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
ââ?¬Ë?Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days thereââ?¬â?¢s dudes getting facials
Manicured waxed and botoxed
But with deep spray on tans and creamy lotioney hands
You canââ?¬â?¢t grip a tackle box
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
Itââ?¬â?¢s hip now to be feminized I donââ?¬â?¢t highlight my hair
Iââ?¬â?¢ve still got a pair
Yeah, honey Iââ?¬â?¢m still a guy

My eyebrows ainââ?¬â?¢t plucked
Theres a gun in my truck
Thank God Iââ?¬â?¢m still a guy