rent a cop

Ben Folds

I m trolling food court for girls
Yeah, it s the best job in the world
They know they re safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love a man in uniform
Oh

With my sunglass they can t
See what I m really looking at
And as they re walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours till I
Punch the clock
How long must this day go on?

No kid, they don t give me a gun
I don t get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I ll be hanging at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how she s going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear - yeah
Yeah

Hey girl if you can t recall
Where you parked your daddy s car
Then I could help you out
All alone in this
great big mall
Oh

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till it s Miller Time
How long must this day go on?
Whoa oh oh, oh oh

I m trolling food court for girls

I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
Light that
Light that ass on fire

Alright, that s good