rent a cop

Ben Folds Five

Iââ?¬â?¢m ââ?¬Ë?trolling food court for girls
Yeah, itââ?¬â?¢s the best job in the world
They know theyââ?¬â?¢re safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love a man in uniform
Oh

With my sunglass they canââ?¬â?¢t
See what Iââ?¬â?¢m really looking at
And as theyââ?¬â?¢re walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours till I
Punch the clock
How long must this day go on?

No kid, they donââ?¬â?¢t give me a gun
I donââ?¬â?¢t get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
Iââ?¬â?¢ll be hanging at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how sheââ?¬â?¢s going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear - yeah
Yeah

Hey girl if you canââ?¬â?¢t recall
Where you parked your daddyââ?¬â?¢s car
Then I could help you out
All alone in this
great big mall
Oh

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till itââ?¬â?¢s Miller Time
How long must this day go on?
Whoa oh oh, oh oh

Iââ?¬â?¢m ââ?¬Ë?trolling food court for girls

I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
Light that
Light that ass on fire

Alright, thatââ?¬â?¢s good