no wonder

Barbra Streisand

NO WONDER

No wonder he loves her-
No wonder at all,
The moment she sees him,
Her thought is to please him.
Before he even knows that he's hungry
She's already there with his plate.
Before his glass is even empty
She's filling it up,
God forbid he should wait!
Before he has the chance to tell her
He's chilly,
She'll go put a log on the fire-
Fulfilling his ev'ry desire-
No trouble.
No bother.
No wonder she's pretty,
What else should she be?
She hasn't a worry?
When she gets up her biggest decision
Is figuring out what to wear.
To pick a blouse, a skirt,
And there's the problem of what
Should she do with her hair.
And later as she stands and studies
A chicken,
The question's "to roast or to not
Roast?"
Or better yet maybe a pot roast?
Tomatoes? No.
Potatoes?
No wonder he likes it-
It's perfect this way.
Who wouldn't want someone who
Fusses and flatters?
Who makes you feel that you're all
That matters?
Whose only aim in life is to serve you
And make you think she doesn't
Deserve you?
No wonder he loves her-
What else could he do?
If I were a man- I would to!