mom, look

Ashley Tisdale

Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me
Mom, look, just come over and see
Mom, look, it shouldn't be so hard
Mom, look, they built it in the backyard

Candace: Once they made it winter in June
Linda: I didn't see it
Candace: Built a rocket to the moon
Linda: I didn't see it
Candace: Mom, they cause me so much pain!
Linda: Now, Candace
Candace: Once they even gave me Perry's brain
Linda: Oh for crying out loud

Candace: They built a submarine, a time machine
A haunted house that made me scream
Drove cattle through the mall
Built a giant bowling ball
Blew me up to fifty feet
A chariot dragged me down the street

(Candace stops to catch her breath)
(La la la la la la la la)

Candace: Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze
Shoelace tips a household phrase
Shot me through a circus tent
Always asked where Perry went
A lava flow destroy my face
A giant roller derby race
Thawed a caveman out of ice
Built a roller coaster twice