llama in my living room

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[Intro]
You guys know Ron Jeremy, huh?
You know, the porn star
My neighbour, he looks just like him
And you know what the funny thing is?
He doesn't have a fucking clue
Now, let me tell you about this one time
at his birthday party
when shit when down

My neighbour's knocking and I open carefully
He looks a bit like Ron Jeremy
He's screaming at me "damn you little Albatraoz! "
While he smaells like chips and calvadaoz
He said what the hell is going on
What is the goddamn growl?
That ain't no sound of Rock 'n' Roll
I said I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show
That might be good for you to know
So I brought him inside
Don't know why
But then suddenly he just passed out
I thought well alright
Can't deny
That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
Llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
I got a llama in my living room

I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a
I got a llama in my living room

I saw my little neighbour shaking on the floor
I never seen a man like that before
He didn't even make it through my kitchen door
He must have thought it was a dinosaur
Then he opened up his eyes screaming
"I'mma kill that thing! "
Then his big arm started to swing
I tried to calm him down, told him take it easy now
It's just my llama named Chow Chow
Then he raced up, he said "what? "
I said I'm sorry but I just can't stop
Now you know what
What I got
That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
I got a llama in my living room

I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a
I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my living room