if the straightjacket fits…

Anya Marina

Serve me my food with a plate that?s on fire
And we?ll have a hot time tonight
And if you feel low and life may seem dire
Things will turn out all right

Cover your mouth up with butterscotch sauce
And we?ll have a sweet time tonight
And if you feel low and life may seem lost
I promise you we?ll never fight

And if the straightjacket fits, then lock me up tight
Cause I?m feelin? nutty tonight
I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed
I?ll kiss you till I lose my sight

If you crawl in bed and there?s a cactus inside
Things could get prickly tonight
We?ll pull out the needles and then we?ll shoot up
And we?ll get as high as a kite

And if the straightjacket fits, then lock me up tight
Cause I?m feelin? nutty tonight
I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed
I?ll kiss you till I lose my sight