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What a Fucked Up World
Or Is It My Fucked Up Head?
The Only Way You Are Cool
Is If You're Gay Or Dead

Straight, Normal, Hetero Guy
Normal, Hetero, Straight Guy

I Never Get Any Chicks
But It's Better Than a Gun,
Or a Dick in the Mouth
Is There Any Place to Be For
A Normal Straight Guy Like Me?

Straight, Normal, Hetero Guy
Normal, Hetero, Straight Guy

Maybe I Should Pierce My Butt
Or Get a Few Tattoos
Maybe I Should Wear a Dress
Or Be a Homo Like You

Straight, Normal, Hetero Guy
Normal, Hetero, Straight Guy

Yeah, That's Right
I'm a Straight, Normal, Girl Fuckin'
Coffee Drinkin'
Titty Suckin'
Cigarette Smokin'
Seal Killin'
Red Neck Ass Bastard From Hell