touchy feely fool

Alec Benjamin

Well, I m not too superstitious
But I knock on wood a lot
Prayin I wake up tomorrow
And get the guts to tell you off
But I know I ll never get there
You could scream you wish me dead
But I ll crawl back to you tomorrow
Why the hell can t I get mad?

Someday, won t this be funny?
Well, I want it funny now
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
Someday, won t this be long ago?
I wanna feel that now
Sorry if I can t see how

I m screwed
But hey, what can you do?
I m a touchy feely fool
I would give anything to not give a shit about you
Life is pretty cruel
For a touchy feely fool
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do
I would give anything to not give a shit

Well, I m not too claustrophobic
But I lose my breath sometimes
Now I can t even talk to ya
Now your lawyers talk to min?
Could you teach me to be ruthl?ss?
Could I be unfeeling too?
Maybe someday when I m older
I ll be better off like you

I m better off a stick
I m better off a stone
I m better off a jerk
I m better off alone
I m better not feeling stress or feeling bliss
I won t feel much
At least I won t be feelin this

I m screwed
But hey, what can you do?
I m a touchy feely fool
I would give anything to not give a shit about you
Life is pretty cruel
For a touchy feely fool
I would give anything to not give a shit
But I do (I do, I do)
I would give anything to not give a shit

But someday, won t this be funny?
Well, I want it funny now
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
Someday, won t this be long ago?
I wanna feel that now
I m sorry if I can t see how

Someday, someday, someday