maybe man

Ajr

Wish I was a stone, so I couldn t feel
You d yell in my face, it d be no big deal
But I d miss the way we make up and smile
Don t want to be stone, I changed my mind

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I ve been
But then I would know that you re talkin shit
I don t want to know what my friends think

Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I d be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn t live long
I m sure gonna miss her when she s gone

I wish I could act in a show on TV
Cause then I could practice not bein me
I ll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won t believe me when I cry for real

I wish that my brain would triple in size
I d nail every joke, I d win every fight
But I d get too deep with that kind of mind
I don t wanna know the point of life

In some other life I would be rich
I d travel in style, I d cover the bill
But couldn t complain bout anything small
Nobody d feel bad for me at all

If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I d get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days have passed
You ll only want me when you re sad

Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You d follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I m gone

I wish I was big, as big as my house
I d sleep on the trees, I d skip every crowd
But I wouldn t fit on my therapist s couch
God, I could really use him now

I wish I was God, I d never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I d be loved no matter what

But if I was God, it d get kinda weird
Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you d love me to death
I d never know who the hell I am

I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I ll be whatever makes you a fan
Cause I don t know who the hell I am
(?am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am?)

One, two, pandemonium!
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two?
Here I go again