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monty python - the vagina song
Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called...
Vagina!
(Vagina) (X2)
They call that thing vagina
Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song
Vagina
(vagina)(X2)
They call that thing vagina
Some of them are smelly
Like clams, and fish, and such
Some smell like a summers' eve
'Cause they've been douched too much
Vagaina
(vagina)(X2)
They call that thing vagina (X2)
Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the
morning
monty python - accountancy shanty
Sailing Away, Sailing Away.
It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wild accountancy
To find, explore, the funds offshore
and scourge the sholls of bankruptcy.
It can be manly in insurance,
we'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductable,
we're fairly incorruptable.
We're sailing on the wide accountancy.
Sailing Away, Sailing Away.
monty python - act ii finale
Arthur:
Lady, will you marry me?
Lady:
I thought you'd never ask.
Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel
and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.
Girls:
We are not yet wed
And we're nearly at the end
It is time that we
Went and found a friend
Is there someone who
Can help us in out quest?
We're already dressed
Although we're not yet wed.
Enter the boys with top hats and tails.
Men:
We are not yet dead
That?s the best thing to be said
We are not yet dead
So we might as well get wed
Could it be much worse
Is marriage such a curse?
Might as well get married
Cos we are not yet wed
Wedding Match.
Enter Lancelot and Herbert married. In great fasions.
Herbert:
So you see it?s all a show, happy ending and all
And that just makes me want to sing?
They all look for Father but he doesn?t come on so Herbert starts to sing?
Herbert:
When you?re lost
On life?s trail
And you feel doomed to fail
Do not fail
Find Your Male
Find Your Male
That?s your Grail
Lance:
Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.
Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.
Robin:
And I too have found my grail.
Ensemble:
What?s that?
Robin:
Musical Theatre!
(singing)
Robin:
You can sing
You can dance
And you won?t soil your pants
In your white tie and tail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail
Chorus:
Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!
Enter Arthur and Guinevere married. Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown.
Arthur and Guinevere:
So be strong
Chorus:
Here comes the bride
A&G:
Keep right on.
Chorus:
Here comes the groom
A&G:
To the end of your song
Chorus:
Hallelujah
Guinevere:
Do not fail
Find your Male
Arthur:
Dressed in ?mail?
Find your Grail
Chorus:
Sing Hallelujah they?ve found their grail.
Arthur:
Life is really up to you
You must choose what to pursue
Chorus:
A Broadway wedding
Guinevere:
Set your mind on what to find
And there?s nothing you can?t do
All:
Go and find your grail
Arthur and Guinevere:
So keep right to the end
You?ll find your goal my friend
Chorus:
Find you friend!
All:
Then the prize you won?t fail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail!
Father:
Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singing?
Lancelot whacks him on the head
Chorus:
For this is the Show that ends like this!
monty python - all for one
And so, King Arthur gathered his Knights together,
bringing from all the corners of the Kingdom the strongest and bravest in
the land to sit at the Round Table.
The strangely flatulent Sir Bedevere,
the dasingly handsome Sir Galahad, the homicidally brave Sir Lancelot,
Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot,
who slew the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who
personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-show.
SIR NOT:
Sorry.
HISTORIAN:
Together they formed a band whose names
and deeds were to be retold throughout the Centuries...
The Knights of the Round Table.
ALL:
All for one
One for all
All for one
And one for all
BEDEVERE:
Some for some
GALAHAD:
None for none
ROBIN:
Slightly less for people we don't like
LANCELOT:
And a little bit more for me
ALL:
All round this Blightly land
We are his mighty band
Oooo
King Arthur's strongest knights
We are prepared to fight
Whoooo-ever
All for one
Two for all
All for some
And free for all
monty python - all things dull and ugly
All things dull and ugly,
all creatures short and squat.
All things rude and nasty,
the Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
each little wasp that stings.
He made their brutish venum,
he made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small.
All things foul and dangerous,
the Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
each beastly little squid,
Who made the spiny urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
all pox both great and small.
Putrid foul and gangrenous,
the Lord God made them all.
Amen.
monty python - always look on the bright side of life
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
...always look on the bright side of life
{whistle}
Always look on the light side of life
{whistle}
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And... always look on the bright side of life
{whistle}
Come on
Always look on the bright side of life
{whistle}
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
{whistle}
Always look on the right side of life
{whistle}
Come on guys, cheer up
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
Worse things happen at sea, you know
Always look on the bright side of life...
I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the bright side of life
{fade}
monty python - brave sir robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen
Robin: That's... that's... er... enough music for now lads.
Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
monty python - brian song
Brian, the babe they called brian,
He grew, he grew, and grew,
Grew up to be, grew up to be,
A boy called brian. a boy called brian,
He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,
The boy, whose name was brian.
And he grew, he grew, grew, and grew,
Grew up to be, yes, he grew up to be,
Yes, his name was brian, a teenager called brian.
And his face became spotty, yes, his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low,
And things started to grow, on young brian and so,
He was certainly no, no girl named brian,
Not a girl named brian.
And he started to shave, and have one of the wrist,
And want to see girls, and go out and get pissed,
A man called brian, this man called brian,
The man they called brian, this man called
Briaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
monty python - bright side of life
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When your chewin on lifes gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And, always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Always look on the light side of life
(whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And thats to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When your feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
That's the thing
And, always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Always look on the light side of life
(whistle)
For life is quite absurd
And deaths the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bang
Forget about your sins
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's yoour last chance to get out
So always look on the bright side of death
(whistle)
Just before you draw your terminal breath
(whistle)
Lifes a piece of Shit
When you look at it
Lifes a laugh and deaths a joke its true
You'll see its all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remeber that the last laugh is on you
And, always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Always look on the right side of life
(whistle)
( x6 )
monty python - bruce s philosophers song
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Froederich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stewart Mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
'alf a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
monty python - christmas in heaven
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. it's truly
A real honorable experience to be here this evening.
A very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for
All of us. and i'd like to sing a song: for all of
You.
It's christmas in heaven,
All the children sing,
It's christmas in heaven,
Hark hark those church bells ring.
It's christmas in heaven,
The snow falls from the sky...
But it's nice and warm and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie.
It's christmas in heaven,
There's great films on tv...
`the sound of music' twice an hour
And `jaws' i, ii, and iii.
There's gifts for all the family,
There's toiletries and trains...
There's sony walkman headphone sets
And the latest video games.
It's christmas it's christmas in heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day,
Is christmas day.
It's christmas it's christmas in heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day,
It's christmas day.
monty python - come with me
ARTHUR (spoken):
Oh, Lady of the Lake, please reveal to this doubting Dennis that you are real.
DENNIS (spoken):
Cor! Blimey!
LAKER GIRLS:
Ahhhhh... etc.
LADY OF THE LAKE:
Come with me
Come with me
Come with me
Sweet Galahad
You'll be a man
Join Arthur's clan
Come with me
And I will make you glad
Galahad
Sweet Galahad
Be a knight, It's time to take your vow
If you come with me now
I'll show you how
DENNIS:
Oh wow!
ARTHUR (spoken):
Stand aside, Mrs. Galahad, while the Lady of the Lake
and her Laker Girls welcome your son to my army.
monty python - decomposing composers
Beethoven ?s gone, but his music lives on,
And Mozart don't go shopping no more,
You'll never meet Listol Brahms again,
And Elfa doesn't answer the door.
Schubert and Chopin used to chat all night long,
Whilst composing a long symphony,
But one hundred and fifty years later,
There's very little of them left to see.
The decomposing composers,
There's nothing much anyone can do,
You can still hear Beethoven,
But Beethoven cannot hear you.
Handel and Hyden and Ratmanina (?),
Enjoyed a nice drink with their meal,
But nowadays no one will serve them,
And the gravy is left to cogeal.
Beddi (?) and Vaughner delighted the crowds,
With a highly original sound,
The pianos they used are still working,
But they're both six feet underground.
The decomposing composers,
There's less of them every year,
You can say what you like to Devuci,
But there's not much of him left to hear.
monty python - eric the half-a-bee
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
(Spoken):
Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.
(Spoken):
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings): Cyril Connolly
(whistles)
monty python - every sperm is sacred
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I were born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
Because
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay
For each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine
Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
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