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lil dicky 01. lemme freak

lil dicky - lemme freak

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Drunk, faded
Browned out, looking all shady
Two months since I fucked a lady
Young man dick going crazy
Standard Saturday
I'm about to get a cab and masturbate
Then I see a hot girl I bet I could date
"Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway"
That what I thought not what I said to her
Instead I walk up to her like
"I know you heard of the kid
You heard what I did
You heard of my shit
The murderous spit"
She's like "Naw
You're being weird
What are you talking about? "
I'm like "Aw. "
Pulling out my phone like a boss
Youtube bout to get her off
But as I type the y-o-u
Some porno pop up
I'm like
"Hold up, how di-, that's not even me like, I don't jerk off mobily. "
Then her friends coming up and want to know if everything is okay
I'm like
"Naw this a rape, can't tell? Give me a break please, get the heck away. "
I turned to her
"Let me buy you a drink. "
She like "Fine. "
Told the man two Patron
She like "Lime. "
Said he tried twice the card got declined
I'm like
"Are, is this, could it be a machine issue? "
He was like "Naw. "
I was like
"Obviously there's something wrong
I got dough like, I'm not broke, I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago. "
He like "Dude, I don't know. "
Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go
And I ain't talking bout with me, bro. I mean alone
I got one more chance to prove myself so I'm like
"Look, I'm athletic, girl. I've gotten several rec-league Mvps
At my crib I've got some pizza. Plus a little bit of weed
In my room I've got a Tv. Plus I recently did sheets
Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door like with the crushed ice"

[Hook]

You know I don't give a damn whatcha playin' right now
This is me coming at you as a man right now
Lemme freak
Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak
Just lemme freak, please god
Just lemme freak

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

The girl from the first verse
Somehow let me fuck
Fast forward, seven months
We in love
Some real serious relationship-type shit
Despite this I ain't fucked for days
Tried last night but was pushed away
But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay
Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying
On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny
I go and give her a smooch
She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs
Bad move, she doesn't like that
Bad mood, her boss being mean to her
Via email, she wanna write back
I'm like "Right now? "
She's like "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me? "
"Ok, whats the context? "
Then she like "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me. "
"Who's Jane again? " I said
She like "Wow, you should know that. "
"Ok, I guess I forgot. "
She like "Dude, that's my other boss. "
"Ok, true, so shouldn't your first boss go to the other boss before you? Right? "
"But Jane isn't hands on! " she yelled
"Ok, well I just don't understand the dynamic then, I don't work with these people. "
She started crying
"Wait stop, what the fuck is this? "
"Naw, you don't ever take my side! "
About an hour later til' I'm on her good side
We're in bed, hands on her good thighs
I try to kiss, she like "Good night. "
But I'm like
"Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie about a bee
I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing, and weed
Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet, and supportive
And during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles!
Now reward it! "

[Hook]

You know I don't give a damn whatcha playin right now
This is me coming at you as a man right now
Lemme freak
Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak (It's all I need)
Just lemme freak, please god
Just lemme freak

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]

Fast forward some more, June 16, 2074
Old Ld looking old as fuck
Still with the same ho, holding up
My life sucks, legs hurt
Friends dead, real terse
"Would you shut up? Fuck. "
My dick looking like it's tinfoil
Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs
On top of that, she insane
Like I don't even think she knows who I am
Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days
Maybe months, who knows
Probably going to die soon
Pretty scared I ain't even going to lie to you
Think about it all day, on my last legs
But I'm going out with a bang
I got pills they invented back in '57
I took five, that's a bit excessive
I look high, take a look at my thighs and good god that's a little erection
It'll work though
Now I've gotta find the ho
I'm pretty much blind at this point, I don't know if I mentioned that yet
But I am
Made my way into the bedroom and there she is
I'm like
"Look, I don't know if you're aware that you've been throwing out my shoes
What I do know is I'm sick of doing nothing here with you
All my blood is in my dick, I''m probably dying pretty soon
Are you even comprehending what I'm saying, please acknowledge that you hear me. "

[Hook]

You know I don't give a damn whatcha playing right now
This is me coming at you as a man right now
Lemme freak
Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak (Lemme freak)
Just lemme freak, please god
Just lemme freak

lil dicky 02. lil dicky - white crime

lil dicky - lil dicky - white crime

lil dicky 03. molly

lil dicky - molly

[Spoken]
Yeah
Man, this is the softest thing I ever did
But... it's about something that's pretty important to me

And that's you
And that's true
I really wish I didn't care about you anymore
But I do
What do I do when the rap-life
Make a motherfucker choose up in that fight?
Make a young couple do something sad like
Being broke up even though we had life

Fuck it, I don't even know what I could've done
Looking back thinking "That's what I should've done"
Wanted you back
But when the fact is I always put you second to rap
I'm not mad that you wouldn't come
And even though I had to move, I ain't move on
Really wish you was a boo I could prove wrong
But she knows what I'mma do with the new songs
And she know them pretty soon when your dude on
Running the rap game, with that lane
Always got to be up on that train, or that plane
Ain't nobody wanna feel that pain, or that strain
Wishing I ain't gotta get that fame
Or I'd claim you, know I'd give you my last name
But that blame on me
Chasing something, feeling dumb
Cause you all I need
Hope you wait until I'm done and I'm all free
But you know I'm never knowing when that's gonna be
And I'm sorry

It's the hardest road to follow (I'm thinking of you)
I really wish that I could call you (What can I do?)
You can find another me tomorrow
And that's the hardest pill to swallow
Babe

If I woke up and I called it quits ('cause I'm thinking of you)
If today I gave up all of this (I don't know what to do)
Maybe I could get you back tomorrow
And that's the hardest pill to swallow
Baby

And that's you
And that's true
I really wish I didn't care about you anymore
But I do
What do I do when the rap-life
Make a motherfucker choose up in that fight?
Make a young couple do something sad like
Being broke up even though we had life

When I'm being dumb and stupid
Who the fuck is gonna hit me
With the motherfucking jerk face?
Who's gonna let me know to hit
My mother on her birthday?
Who's gonna let me know
When I be shopping if a shirt's gay?
And when I'm on the road I be missing that
Always looking at my phone, you would give me crap
Ever since I've been alone I've been thinking back
Listening to you auto-tune
In my mic phone making us laugh
You know the past was a blast but it never could last
Pretty sad when your love got a separate path
Used to read when there's nothing to do
But it's funny
Doing nothing's never nothing when it's something with you
You know I wanna still talk
Even text and call
Whenever something going on I be pressing "Moll"
Up in the phone til I press the X
Stressed the next one'll best the ex
And you'll forget, but it's best
You the best to me girl, always bake me something
And when they ripped off, you replaced my buttons
But don't be pissed off if I hate your husband
'Cause even when I can't say "love you"
I love you

It's the hardest road to follow (I'm thinking of you)
I really wish that I could call you (What can I do?)
You can find another me tomorrow
And that's the hardest pill to swallow
Babe

If I woke up and I called it quits ('cause I'm thinking of you)
If today I gave up all of this (I don't know what to do)
Maybe I could get you back tomorrow
And that's the hardest pill to swallow
Baby

And that's you
And that's true
I really wish I didn't care about you anymore
But I do
What do I do when the rap-life
Make a motherfucker choose up in that fight?
Make a young couple do something sad like
Being broke up even though we had life

It's the hardest road to follow (I'm thinking of you)
I really wish that I could call you (What can I do?)
You can find another me tomorrow
And that's the hardest pill to swallow
Babe

If I woke up and I called it quits ('cause I'm thinking of you)
If today I gave up all of this (I don't know what to do)
Maybe I could get you back tomorrow
And that's the hardest pill to swallow
Baby

lil dicky 04. molly

lil dicky - molly

lil dicky 05. professional rapper

lil dicky - professional rapper

Hello, how can I help you?
Hi, my name is dave burd
I have an appointment today
It's probably under 'lil dicky, ' actually
I'm a, I'm a rapper, so
Okay, and who are you here to see?
Uh, snoop dogg? says here snoop dogg
Oh, yeah. he's right down the hall
First door to your right

Give him a knock and he should be right with you
Thanks. it's uh, this door right here, right?
Mm-hmm, thank you

Grab a seat
Thanks I'm dave very nice to meet
Dave, what it do? you can call me dogg
Let me just check your sheet
No problem, sir, let me just say
I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
All good, there's a reason that we called, dave
Let me start with your background
Where you come from?
Sure, I was undergrad down there in richmond
Before that
Oh, you talking bout my hometown? yeah

I was born out of philly grew up
In a little silly old town called cheltenham
It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much
I wouldn't say it like that
We just had a different kind of trap
Elaborate
Well I ain't never had a tool
But I had to be the man at school
Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad
I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws
That be coming when you grow up like that
Know you been racing them rats
You ain't been making them raps
Boo hoo what a hardship
How you paid to get the rap shit started?
Man, my bar mitzvah money
But don't diss me buddy
I wasn't one of them young guns
Up on the block who had nothing to lose
I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
Look at that, I can say
There's something to prove up in your ass
Yeah, I guess
That's enough of the past
What makes you want to do rap?
Oh my god, it's the best
Bitches let me draw up on their breasts
Literally I can reinvent myself
I get a forum to project myself
It's never boring, every morning I wake up
And try to best myself
I never got to be suppressed
Or stealthy to express myself
It's kinda healthy
Cool, now let me put you through
A couple hypothetical's
Sure
In a club and a couple niggas threaten you
Uh, I wouldn't do shit
And I don't even get
What that got to do with this?
Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
If you wanna do this
Then you won't get far acting
Like a little bitch
Nah, that's my niche!
Don't get offended by this
But that's the market y'all missed
That's the target I'll hit
And that's the heart of my pitch
I wanna do this whole thing different
What the fuck you mean you wanna
Do the whole thing different?
Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
Traditionally people have been doing the job
The same kind of way for a long time
But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right?
Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
You don't know if it could be working even better
And I think you should look at me
As an opportunity to find that out
I don't mean any disrespect by that
I'm just saying I have a different background
Like a different perspective way of looking at things
Than your typical applicant

So what are your biggest strengths?
Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
For example, I can be like
Ain't nobody fucking with lil dicky
When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous
Ripping this shit like it's never been did
And the rhythm is never predictable
Cause I can switch it, deliver this shit
To whatever cadence you bitches prefer
Alright, alright, I get it
Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (go)
Got a long bottom bitch, called a hoe neville (whoa)
And I blow it from the jump, derrick rose knee (oh)
You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
And y'all been winning like pistorius, it's no feat
Bro, I can go on and on
I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws
Okay enough of the punchline
That ain't showing me you different from the other guys
Well I don't know if they can run it like that
But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
What's that?
Well I can tell a story about my morning
Watching boy meets world and jerking off to topanga lawrence
Like the 14 year old topanga
Oh this shit like a joke to you? I don't get it
Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be
A nutty abundantly funny type of individual
Like, as a guy
So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
Real recognize real, right?
Yeah, I guess. so what you trying to do?
Five years from now, tell me bout the due
Well, I don't care about the money
Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
I don't wanna leave the game the same
In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
Well, I wanna be the dude that came in
And made the stand up rap
With the random rap and the man
Like that for the people that was anti-rap
Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap
Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
That shit sound pretty damn complex
I guess, I wanna be the best
I just wanna do it my way
And turn the whole game sideways
And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight
I ain't mad at that
Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques
And I ain't about to win them back to back
I'm bout to win them like it's back
To back to back to back to back
Til I stop rapping
You ain't even sold a damn album yet, true
That's a lot of talk from a wily vet
Let alone a young rook nigga
You misread me
Nah this ain't a book nigga
Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg
No, you just fucking repetitive dawg
I get it, you trying to be better than all
But you ain't shit until cheddars involved
I get that I gotta prove myself
No shit you ain't done shit
But think about that though
Only doing this a couple of years
One tape and I'm like this?
This shit is aight for your first shit
But you don't know if it's your worst shit
You don't think finding out would be worth it?
It might be, it might not
But I'mma put your ass to work, kid
Wait, like, like I have the job? like really?
Well one more thing
Let me see if you could put a hook together
What would you do for the hook for this song?
You want me to make a hook up right now?
Do I look like the type of nigga
That like repeating himself?
Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook

I'm bout to be professional
Homie, I'm professional
Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
Nigga, that shit is garbage man
Well, you know, I feel like
There might have been some upside to it
But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
Don't y'all normally like outsource
For that kind of thing sometimes?
Sometimes, but you know
That was some next level dogg shit right there
Yeah, you know, I'm just way better
When I get to think things through
Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
Right now?
Yeah, sure

Dope, juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you
(you got it, snoop, I'll be right there)
Thanks, juanita, super nice woman
Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft?
Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so
Whatever, thanks
(hey, I got y'all y'all weed)
Damn, that's some great looking weed, it's just so early
(can I get you guys anything else while I'm here?
Coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)
D-did you just say head?
(yeah. you ain't never got no head before?)
I mean, just feels like a lot, right now (ok)

But what kind of tea do you guys have?
(we got mint, raspberry, earl grey, english breakfast)
Actually, I'll take head
(I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head)

lil dicky 06. white dude

lil dicky - white dude

And y'ain't even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
On some grown man B.I.
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Shit, im living good up in this bitch
Dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
I ain't black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
For a white boy
Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy
Higher than a muthafuckin kite, it's iight boi
They ain't suspicious of jews
Ill show contrition it's cool
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
Das what I do kid
Happy that my name ain't stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I ain't gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
Getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle 45
Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)

And y'ain't even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
On some grown man B.I.
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
And ion't bleach shit
Ion't gotta eat dick
I ain't bleeding up out ma penis
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
Seal interlude
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!

And y'ain't even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
On some grown man B.I.
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man
First off I'm a dude so
There was a one in two chance of that sucking
But now I can run a seven minute mile
I can defend my self adequately
I can be logical
I can get along with my room-mates
Watch serious movies without being scared by them
And the on top of that I'm white
Which is like, amazing because
Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person
I get a fair shot at the life i deserve
I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country
I get my hair cut at a salon
People hold the door open for me which is nice
Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes
And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people
It ain't about that
It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?
But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word
I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that shit don't make any sense
I've been thinking about that shit a lot
Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out
It's like the perfect filler word

lil dicky 07. freaky friday

lil dicky - freaky friday

lil dicky 08. white crime

lil dicky - white crime

lil dicky 09. earth

lil dicky - earth

What up, world? It's your boy
Just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to
You know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there
just wanted to say

We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

[Justin Bieber]
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man
Just less advanced and my anus is huge

[Ariana Grande]
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

[Halsey]
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

[Zac Brown]
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

[Brendon Urie]
I'm a fat, fucking pig

[Hailee Steinfeld]
I'm a common fungus

[Wiz Khalifa]
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

[Snoop Dogg]
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

[Kevin Hart]
And I'm Kanye West

We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

[Adam Levine]
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

[Shawn Mendes]
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

[Charlie Puth]
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

[Sia]
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you

[Miley Cyrus]
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

[Lil Jon]
What the fuck? I'm a clam!

[Rita Ora]
I'm a wolf. Howl!

[Miguel]
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

[Katy Perry]
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Giddee-up, let's ride

[Lil Yachty]
I'm HPV, don't let me in

[Ed Sheeran]
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute

[Meghan Trainor]
We love you, India

[Joel Embiid]
We love you, Africa

[Tory Lanez]
We love the Chinese

[Lil Dicky]
We forgive you, Germany

Earth, it is our planet (It's so tiny)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth)
It is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes
Girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo)
Eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution
We under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey)
Respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for?
What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

[Ariana Grande]
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet

[Lil Dicky]
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

[Choir]
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

[PSY]
?-?-??? ??? ????

[Bad Bunny]
Amamos la tierra

[Kris Wu]
?????

(We love you, we love you)
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
Are we gonna die?
You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean, there's so many people out here
Who don't think Global Warming's a real thing
You know? We gotta save this planet
We're being stupid
Unless we get our shit together now

lil dicky 10. save that money

lil dicky - save that money

Ld, aka the independent variable
Trap God, and we servin' up the whole world

Ay, where the gold at, baby?
Ay, where the clothes at, baby?
Ay, where the dough at, baby?
In the bank, you know I ain't tryna blow that, baby
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so thrifty)
Ay, we gon' save that money (I'm so stingy)
Ay, we gon' save that money
What we do? We gon' save that money

Rap game got it all wrong
We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on them
We ain't really got it like y'all (yeah, baby!)
I'm a type of motherfucker that'll check the check
Do the math, I ain't never gettin' robbed
Those margaritas not goin' on my card
I ain't 'bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake
I'm at the restaurant workin' that waitress
Hold up
You ain't heard of lil dave, yung l, the jew biz major?
Fuck you know about the world he raised in?
I've been savin' money since a motherfucker thirteen
I wear the same pair of jeans everyday
Free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away
Book flight december but I leave in may
Drugs are generic but still work the same
I get logins for netflix from my cousin greg
Thanks greg!

All of my luggage is louie v, I swear to God, nigga
All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in 'em
All of them bitches actin' thoughtless, I disregard them
All of them bitches actin' holy, ain't got no God in 'em
I can teach a lil nigga somethin', preacher
I can take his ass church fresh as hell, no easter
I can make his ass burp like a baby without no hiccup
I can

Quan what's this have to do with saving money though?
You know a full verse would have been too expensive anyways
I think

I ain't parkin' that unless the meter green, homie
Hair cut several months in-between, homie
Hit the motherfuckin' lights when I leave, homie
Single ply tp ass bleed
Airbnb the mother fucker, least I'm never there
I'm in cali, why the fuck my company in delaware?
Happy hour takin' out the chicken, I don't even care
That applies to both dating and wings
Peep matinees phone bill got the motherfuckin' fam on it
401k rollin' over bands on it
Coppin' sweaters in the summer when the sale on them
The fuck you rappers bragging bout? You overpaying for it

I ain't never hit a bar with a cover
Low thread count, hard with the covers
Free trial memberships dog
I never join the shits dog
Fuck you think this is dog?
Frequent flying like a motherfuckin finch tho
General tso, half a dozen on the stick
Just so I can whet the appetite of dick
What you talkin' about?
My ac never doing nothing, blow fans
Walgreens card shoppin' all the off brands
Boy go hard when collecting, got venmo
Save every motherfuckin' roach, tryna smoke
Check the clothes in my drawers, I ain't playin' around
It's ld, lil boy, mr. Hand-me-down
Dirty drawers gettin' worn, can you blame me now?
You think I got $4. 50 up in quarters on me well I fucking don't!

Everytime these niggas tryna play
And lately I've been stackin' up crazy
Stackin' up cause all about the bands, baby
800k underneath the bed baby

If you at a restaurant and got an iced coffee
And the waiter been refillin' that without a word of caution
And you get your fuckin' bill and you can see 'em double chargin'
For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem
Sing along like
Ohh, don't double charge me for that
Don't double charge me, we like
Ohh, don't double charge me for that
Don't do it to yourself
Cause I might just ask what the ice cube's worth
That's the only differentiator making this a non-free perk
And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be
So think about it, take a minute, let it breathe, b
But think about it, bruh, you saw me take the burger with the bacon on the side
After looking at the price of the side of just bacon
And comparing it to the what the difference in the cheeseburger
Verse the bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision
I would hate to be the waiter trying to tell me something different
I'mma get on yelp in a minute and review
This piece of shit place like only a kike know how
Unless you take the extra coffee off I might get loud unless you
Oh, it was just an accident?
You didn't even mean that [sniff]
You didn't even... That was... That's... I'm so embarrassed

lil dicky 11. stupid

lil dicky - stupid

Pooh, you a fool for this one
Oh lord, Jetson made another one!
What we doin', Apex?
And this beat from Cash, not from Youtube
And this beat by Cash
I. Trez on the track

I've had enough with you, you're fucking crazy
I'm not laughing or playing, crazy like the Wiz Khalifa rockstars
Fuck you, shithole, asshole
Ho, boys in the hood, I have to piss, and I won't come back

You're so stupid, you're so stupid
You don't know anything about me
Bad bitches all over my face
I'm in the box like Roddy, huh, don't bother me again, stupid!

Had enough, had enough
Niggas in the store, buying nuttin' but laundromat detergent
Fuck it, duck it, muck it
Over with it

You're so stupid, you're so stupid
You don't know anything about me (Baby coming, watch!)
Bad bitches all over my face
I'm in the box like Roddy, huh, don't bother me again, stupid!

Cardi B! (Pooh, you a fool for this one)
I got like, over 1m haters on Facebook, Instagram, everywhere
Why is this happening, this is hella bad
Okay, fuck the bodak yellow, now I'm in red bottoms
I got $200 and you have $0, and that's awesome because I hate you

You're so stupid, you're so stupid
You don't know anything about me
Bad bitches all over my face
I'm in the box like Roddy, huh, don't bother me again, stupid!

Pooh, you a fool for this one
Oh lord, Jetson made another one!
What we doin', Apex?
And this beat from Cash, not from Youtube
And this beat by Cash
I. Trez on the track

lil dicky 12. we good

lil dicky - we good

They tried to tell me I was going cray
I been broke but had no breaks
They hear my dreams, they like: "no way"
I don't change even when I'm in my own way
You good, bro?
I don't treat my friends right
Fuck it if I'm wrong, if my pen write
You good, bro
Always looking for an angle 'til I'm square though
I'm not always right over here, bro
You good, bro
We do the worst to become first
You know the deal, baby, love hurts
Just keep it real with me, no turf
All good homie, what the fuck are friends for?
Ay, ay, ay, ay
(Hands up, I need everybody in this bitch to put they motherfuckin' hands up, right now)
Ay, ay, ay, ay

We good, so good that it hurts so bad (Woo)
I'm sorry if it's making you mad (Ay, ay, ay)
You mad, huh? Stop playing, huh
Ain't no doubt about it, w? good

Now it's off the rip (Hey)
Looking like a moth?rfucker, can't tell me shit
Hey, looking like I'm 'bout to live my dream, fuck a hit (Hey)
I'ma pack that motherfuckin' video with my motherfuckin' friends, 'cause
(We good) And we're also DAVE
Whatchu' do today? (Hm-hm) I ate in several ways
Oh, you was eatin' good?
The pussy was gush
And the bitches all bad?
Wait a minute, GaTa, this song is about our friendship
My bad

We good, so good that it hurts so bad
I'm sorry if it's making you mad
You mad, huh? Stop playing, huh
Ain't no doubt about it, we good

Man, this shit crazy, LD
I was really 'bout to get that shit tatted on my face, man
That would've been a huge mistake, amigo
But I'm still rocking with ya
We're alive at an undisclosed location because we are high profile
Talk your greasy shit, GaTa
Haha, you know we still gettin' every dollar, grindin' everyday my nigga
Haha, and what do we say to the haters and non-believers?
Thank you (We good)