kelly - let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
I want to borrow that top
That's such a cute top
That's a cute top
I want to borrow it
Let me borrow the top
Aren't we friends?
Aren't we friends?
So, what's the problem?
Let me borrow the top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that fucking top
Don't be a betch
Don't be a betch
Don't be a betch
Give me that top
What are you saving it for?
You're not even wearing it
You're not gonna wear it
So let me borrow it
I've already been to the mall (galleria)
I've already been to the mall
I've already been to the mall
And it sucked!
(gallallallallallallallallalleria. diarrhea.)
I've already been to heaven
I've already been to heaven
I've already been to heaven
And after five minutes I was like, let's go.
(gallallallallallalla--fuck it!)
Give me that fucking top, betch
Come on, betch
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Give me that top
Give me that fucking top, betch
Give me that fucking top, betch
Fuck you
Fuck you, fat betch
Oh, yeah, I said you're fat
Yeah, I said you're fat
You're a fat fucking betch 'cause you
Won't let me borrow that fucking top
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery
Betch
Betch
Betch
You're not my friend
kelly - my romantic pattern
This Is my Romantic Pattern
Wanna fix the relationship with my dad that I never had.
But im the one whos broken, broken like a record and I skip and do it again with a new boyfriend.
And This Is my Romantic Pattern
Wanna fix the relationship with my dad that I never had.
I will make you change
You will change for me
I will make you change
He will love me.
Skip and do it again with a new boyfriend
And This Is my Romantic Pattern
Wanna fix the relationship with my dad that I never had.
But im the one whos broken, broken like a record and I skip and do it again with a new boyfriend.
I will make you change
You will change for me
I will make you change
He will love me.
And Im on spin cycle Im a ring around saturn
peices of myself gravitationaly compelled to do it again.
This Is my Romantic Pattern
Wanna fix the relationship with my dad that I never had.
But im the one whos broken, broken like a record and I skip and do it again with a new boyfriend.
Im on spin cycle Im a ring around saturn
peices of myself gravitationaly compelled to do it again.
I will make you change
You will change for me
I will make you change
He will love me
kelly - no booty calls
Hello?
hey it?s your ex.
it?s one in the morning what the hell do you want?
baby I?m horny
oh, what are you saying, you want to get together?
i want you to come over all dressed up in leather
like you used to do
back in ?02
you give me nice dreams
make me want to scream ooh, ooh, ooh
that?s not happening again, that was back then
and now i?m interested in bigger and better men
no booty calls!
deck.
no booty calls!
deck.
that?s not happening!
aw, Kelly, i still got it goin on
i know you?re hot to trot, and i?m warm for your form
wow, with cliches like that i?m really torn
your game is played, go back to your porn
you start me up, you make a dead man come
then you can just drop dead, cause you ain?t gettin some
what happened to the freak who used to rock my world?
well, the freak?s still here, but she?s not your girl
you broke up with ME
i made a mistake
so why don?t you just ask me out on a date?
uh, cuz, uh, tonight?s fate
please
no booty calls!
deck.
no booty calls!
that?s not happening!
remember when i hit it in the parking lot
outside of IHOP?
yeah, that was so hot
thank you, i?m flattered, but it doesn?t matter
i remember that you threw up in the pancake batter
you?ve got a problem, you?re drunk all the time
are even you sure that this phone number?s mine?
uhhh...yeah, i...wait, what?
if that confused you, i?m gonna have to lose you
go back to first grade and get yourself a Blue?s clue
i don?t even know whatever made me choose you
cuz we?re good together
but i can do better
no one makes you wetter
buddy, you?re like cheddar
CHEESY! (white cheddar)
you know, i moved out my moms, and i got my own crib
that?s funny, that?s just where you belong, in a crib
you sayin i?m your baby?
i?m sayin you?re a baby
i?m not hearin yes or no, i?m hearin maybe
well, get your hearing checked cuz you can?t play me
if i?m a player, hate the game, don?t hate me
that?s not how that phrase goes
i know, but you just turn me on baby from my head to my toes
jesus christ, could you at least be original?
if game was the truth then yours would be fictional
baby, i got style and i got class
i got a brand new boot for your ass
no booty calls!
deck.
aw, come on, baby!
no, no booty calls!
deck.
that?s not happening!
hey Kelly from the block
i don?t just talk the talk
i walk the walk and i know you like my c--!
hey johnny come lately
don?t discombobulate me
if you want some of this you have to properly date me
you mean wine and dine? that?s a waste of time
i can spend five dollars and still get mine
since that?s probably all you have, let me buy you a hint
how?s this: go stuff your peehole with a junior mint
baby all i want to do is make you sweat
let me be Romeo to your Juliet
OK, drink some poison and i?ll stab myself
you?d know that story if you ever took a book off a shelf
i don?t need no book
double negative, so you do
my dick?s hard, look
that?s pejorative, so rude
i don?t understand all these big words you use
i don?t need big words cause i got big shoes
verbally you?re a moron, sexually you?re a cling on
i?m more mature now, i need a mental turn on
baby i got brains, in my underwear,
my dick equals mc squared BOOM!
you need to go back to physics class
the only brain in your pants is your head up your ass
check that, you know, you could be right
cuz you do come faster than the speed of light
you must admit i got a load like a stallion
i skeet skeet on with my creamy italian
ew, what am i to you, a salad bar?
you like to skeet so much, i need a dick sneeze guard!
you want some tonight?
i want some never
that?s not what you said back when we were together
well, that?s not happening again,
that was back then
and now i?m interested in smarter, employed men
no booty calls!
deck.
no booty calls!
that?s not happening
no booty calls, deck, sorry
oh, come on, baby! you know i treat you right
no, don?t interrupt me, no booty calls!
oh, we back on that again!
yeah, we are, because i don?t want one
don?t you want to check out my new stereo?
i don?t think so
i know you?ll like it
whatever
come on, baby, come over
no, this phone conversation?s over.
kelly - shoes
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my god.
Shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my god, shoes.
Shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck!
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my god, shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
Stupid boy.
Stupid boy.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's party.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars.
Let's get 'em!
Um...this style runs small. i don't think you're gonna fit.
I mean, your feet are kinda big.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way bitch,
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Shoes
Those shoes are mine
These fucking shoes, bitch
Those shoes are mine, bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
kelly - txt msg brkup
You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh my god i wanna throw up
You couldn't even spell break right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car dummy!
And i'm not gonna take this discrace
I'll be like mace in you face on myspace
just you wait till you read the shit
on you im gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
after 2 years?
You can't text message break up! (x3)
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
My ex bf is a cyber space coward
And he plays with his asshole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the sex was
Im pissed like president bush
would be in a gay parade in texas
I gonna spit until you shit
If you dont like it you can lick my fucking clit
For once
You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars shitbag!
You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
Fuck you dick
I cant belive he did that
What a fucking douche bag why cant he figure it out
What a loser I mean jesus
If you ever did that on the phone I would
What? are you kidding me?
Youre never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!
Youre an ass
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
I cant believe that crap
Im gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail
Im gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex bf foreva dick
You're my ex bf foreva dick
kelly - where do you think you re going in that
Excuse Me?
What is that coming down my stairs?
You better just go ahead and turn yourself back around
And what we're gonna do is
We're gonna put some clothes on you
Those aren't clothes
That's something those streetwalkers wear
The prostitutes
You wanna make 5 dollars?
Help your father put his shoes on
If you wanna make 5 dollars
You just help with your father put his shoes on
He has bad back
You wanna make 10?
March upstairs and change your clothes!
You're not going out like that, missy.
You cannot leave this house!
Brenda from across the street will have a heart attack
And it'll be your fault!
You look like transvestite for Cryie
Your face is painted like clown
And it's not even funny.
You scare me!
Cannot believe you're from my loins
I'm gonna tell your father
I'm gonna tell your father that you're looking like this.
Tart!
It's not even a fruit tart, fruit tarts are sweet!
Is that a tattoo?
Oh for Cryie.
You don't even know Chinese.
You better put some make-up on that
I have some foundation, we're just gonna go ahead and cover that up
I have a nice house dress
We can put a belt on it
I don't see anybody else dressing like that down the street, all those girls
All those girls at the donut shop.
You're gonna go right back upstairs and you're gonna put something else on
Cause I'm not gonna have this
Oh No, you're not going.. No!
You've got me flustered
Now you got me flustered
Now you've got me flustered, lady!
You don't like it when I am flustered.
I get red!
And my blood pressure goes up
And your father can't talk to me for weeks
Of course your father doesn't talk to me anyway
Cause he's DEAF!