Drake

u.p.a.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen
to our annual recital here at the U. P. A
Urban Pianist Association
Here is the most talented student in my class
Aubrey Drake Graham
It has taken a long time for him to get to this point
Do not get me wrong, he's not perfect
but he has come a long way since my meeting
with his mother. He has made improvement!
So Aubrey, show these people what you got man!

Put the Jamie Foxx on them!
I won't be able to see you
but I will be able to hear you from outside
so, I'll eat my Greek salad and drink
that Grey Goose you gave me, mm!
Anyways, good luck! Hey! Don't mess up, okay?
My ass is on the line!

Hey! What did I tell you about playing bad notes huh?
You're a Failure! Just leave
and take your damn Grey Goose with you!